Dear Insulin Pump...

Dear Insulin Pump,

I have a question for you...

Were you designed by a man? I cannot seem to figure out how to wear you while wearing a dress. I know they have all sorts of accessories for attaching you to my leg or around my waist, but these are usually for: (a) longer dresses; (b) not for fitted dresses. So, I am either forced to not wear the clothing I want or to wear you around the neckline of my garmet... the latter makes for rather repetitive and predictable small talk ("what's that thing?" "it's my insulin pump." etc and ad nauseam)

Nevertheless, thanks for accepting the position of honourary part of my body. You do still make my life better, even though I curse at you rather frequently...

Luv,
Virtue.