F.A.Q.

Is that your cell phone?
- no, it's my insulin pump.

Is that your mp3 player?
- no, it's my insulin pump.

Is that your pager?
-wtf? pagers haven't been this bulky since 1995...

*sigh* no, it's my insulin pump.

Is that a data port?
-no, it's my... wait, I actually kind of like that idea... yes! it's my data port! but instead of 1's and 0's it works with the binary insulin/no insulin.